Frozen images of a time, invoking and inspiring romantic fiction, passion, and a strange sensation of wanting to know more, feel more, experience more. Throughout the rest of the world they endure in old black and whites. Sound waves streaming through café terraces, red wine in Pigalle, cigarette fumes entwining souls in French Brasseries, the eyes of a radiant Parisienne. One form or anotherIn France they linger in every nook and cranny, invisibly linking its people. Short list of favorite artists, all of whom, living or not, are still around in Literally hundreds of classical French singers. To be honest, I wasn’t too sure where to begin, as there are “Music expresses that which can not be said and on which it is impossible to be silent” - Victor Hugo Either way, one can’t help but be affected in some way, shape or form. And maybe, just maybe, the experience will illuminate (for you) a tiny (or not so tiny) path to the heart of the nation. I understand that for some people, French music might not be their idéale cup of café, but I’m guessing if you’re interested in French culture, you may want to (at the least) listen to a couple of tunes. Strange, how la vie throws little twists and curveballs in ones direction - and why is it that we only ever realize these things in hindsight? A subconscious prompt telling me I’ve either lived in France in my past life or will do so in the future.
Perhaps, too, it was a sign of things to come. And so, for a wretched romantic like me, the songs and music induced a world of make believe, a distant memory or imagined love affair. There was something about the tunes, the sound of the language perhaps, that seemed to bypass the rational self and leap at the heart. Nevertheless, back then those tiny details didn’t seem to matter. Strange, as until recently, I couldn’t understand a single lyric. Lighten up the mood with one of these hilarious piano jokes, puns, or quotes.For as long as I remember, I’ve adored the sound and feel of French music.
Learning how to play the piano is so much fun but can sometimes be a challenge. “To play a wrong note is insignificant to play without passion is inexcusable.”- Beethoven Enjoy Your New Piano Jokes! “To send light into the darkness of men’s hearts-such is the duty of the artist.”- Robert Schumann But remember, both keys are played together to give sweet music.” -Unknown
White keys are happy moments and black keys are sad moments. “When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.” – Bob Hope talking about Phyllis Diller’s playing “Everybody told me this ‘girl on the piano’ thing was never going to work.” – Tori Amos “The piano ain’t got no wrong notes.” – Thelonious Monk “Piano: A cumbersome piece of furniture found in many homes, where playing it ensures the early departure of unwanted guests.” – David W. Need some inspiration to get you through a tough performance or practice session? Below are some inspirational (and humorous) piano quotes that will help keep you motivated. Gimme’ a fifth of Beethoven on the Rachs. To climb to the top of a tall piano, you must scale it.ĭon’t date a piano technician, he’ll just string you along Old pianists never die, they just adagio away. Why did the two pianists have a good marriage? Answer: Because they were always in a chord. Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright? Answer: Because it makes a much bigger boom when pushed off a cliff. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? Answer: A-flat minor. Share these with your musical friends and teachers and have a laugh. Below are some of the funniest piano puns. There are a ton of piano puns to go around. What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music? Answer: A natural major Funniest Piano Puns What happens when you play Beethoven backwards? Answer: He decomposes. What’s one of the hazards of being a pianist? Answer: People drop money in your drink. What do you call a snowman that plays the piano? Answer: Melton John The bartender stopped them and said, “We don’t serve minors.” What do you call a goat that plays the piano? Answer: Billy Joel.ī flat, E flat, and G flat walk into a bar. Without missing a note, the soloist glanced toward the wings and called, “If that’s my agent, tell him I’m working!” The audience at a piano recital was appalled when a telephone rang just off stage. Why are pianists’ fingers like lightning? Answer: They rarely strike the same place twice. Have you heard about the musician who leaves a message for his wife? Answer: Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet.